HOW TO FUCKIN GET YOUR ASS TO BLACKHOLE !

Okay . As usual , I have done ' How to go to Mahligai Manis ' and my buddy Nesh has done ' How to go to Gossip Bar ' . And now that we have a new gig venue , I shall do a ' How to go to Blackhole ' ! Cos looking at the map , nabei i try to use it as reference and walk , i ended up at a back alley where the thai motherfuckers were doing drugs . Fuck . So here it is .

OH . HOPEFULLY IT HELPS . Cos i took it while walking there . And sorry I only have the Lavender MRT to Blackhole version . Farrer Park MRT is nearer though . :)

Come out from Lavender EXIT B ah ! I take picture of that shit for you just in case you complain that the letter B looks like an A and you come out wrong side . Okay . after that you'd see the bust stop . SCROLL DOWN !

THERE'S THE BUS STOP . WALK TOWARDS THE BUS STOP UNDER THE SHELTER . IF IT RAINS DON'T NEED TO CHABOT COS YOU ARE UNDER THE FUCKIN' SHELTER . YOU CAN TRY TO BE A MAN AND WALK OUTSIDE . BUT THAT'S YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM .

Walking down to the bus stop . Just walk pass those motherfuckers there and give them a stare that will scare the shit out of them to satisfy yourself .

You don't neccessarily have to pose like that but yeah you could if you want . Just carry on walking down this miserable loookin' path .

Walk on this bridge . Don't walk on the grass path on the right . WALK HERE. LET ME SAY THIS ONE LAST TIME . FUCKIN' WALK FUCKIN' HERE !

YOU WILL SEE THIS 'PATH TO HEAVEN' KINDA THING . WALK BETWEEN THOSE GREEN BARS OF HELL . IT'LL BE DARK AT NIGHT . BUT FUCK IT AND BE A MAN .
Now the path curves to the left . It gets darker . Judgement day is nearing . Your balls are shrinking .
Now its straight . Erection .
You'll reach this junction . Ahh those braids are fuckin' awesome right . hehehe.

Now it's time for a little promotion at the junction . See the fat ass nesh behind me ? Walk that way ! on the longkang . not IN but ON the longkang .

WALK DOWN ON THE LONGKANG AND ONTO A PATH TOWARDS ___ HUP LEE & COCK. WALK TOWARDS THAT FUCKIN OLD HAG LORRY BEHIND . YOU'D SEE A GROUP OF THAI PEOPLE ON THEM STARING AT YOU WITH THE ' I AM A MUAY THAI GAY . YOU WANT SOME SMALL COCK ' FACE . SHOW THEM THE FINGER AND CONTINUE WALKING.
CROSSS THE ROAD . AND WALK ON THE PATH . FOLLOW THE GREEN BUSH. TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT .
HERE HERE . FOLLOW THAT PATH . FOLLOW THAT TALL FAGGOT .
YOU WILL REACH THIS ROAD. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STAND ON THE ROAD AND SEE WHERE TO GO . COS IF YOU DIE ITS NOT MY FUCKIN' PROBLEM . TELL GOD THAT YOU'RE STUPID WHEN YOU GO UP TO HEAVEN . OKAY . OVER HERE. YOU WALK TOWARDS THAT BLACK CAR BEHIND ME . YOU SEE A BLACK CAR ? IF YOU ARE COLOUR BLIND , YOU'D SEE A PINKISH PURPLISH WHITE CAR .

NOW WALK TOWARDS THE VAN ! THE WHITE VAN ! YOU'D SEE AN ALLEY .

HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE WHITE VAN . FROM HERE . YOU'D SEE AN ALLEY . IF YOU CANT . PLEASE VISIT THE DOCTOR . YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP I SWEAR TO THE GOD OF GODS .
WALK DOWN THIS ULU ALLEY . YOU CAN TURN RIGHT OR LEFT TO DO SOME KINKY STUFF IF YOU WANT. BUT IF ANYONE GROPES YOUR ASS FROM THE BACK THEN YOU SHOULD START WALKING THE RIGHT WAY .
YOU'D DEFINITELY SEE A BIG GROUP OF PEOPLE GATHERED IN FRONT . WALK TO THEM AND BE A NICE GUY AND SAY HI TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW THEM . MAKE LOVE NOT WAR .
NOW. THATS WHAT YOU CALL A BLACK HOLE . YOU'RE THERE . YOU ARE FUCKIN' THERE. THANK GOD . THANK ME !

A LITTLE SOMETHING OF WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT INSIDE THAT HOLE . DONT WORRY THIS IS NOT WHERE THE BANDS ARE GONNA PLAY . RELAX. SO I GUESS I'M DONE HERE.

Okay I'm done here . Thank you all for visiting this blog . THIS WAS DONE BY JAARVIS OF LIGHTSOUT / ZAGANOTH / SAMMATH SATHANAS . NO OFFENCE INTENDED. BUT IF YOU CAN'T TAKE JOKES , FUCK YOURSELF . IF YOU DON'T FIND IT FUNNY , THEN DON'T LAUGH I DONT GIVE A SHIT . I JUST MADE THIS BLOG NICER TO READ THAN JUST ' GO HERE GO THERE GO HERE GO THERE GO FUCK ' . I hope this helps . Use the link at your own risk . Let me do some promo as well . hehe .

Mass Ritual I @ Blackhole 212 on 20th Feb.

$8 Presale / $ 10 @ Door

Lineup in no order :

Bhelliom

Psycho

Sanity Obscure

Helmskey

Thy Fallen Kingdom

Incarnation Of Seth

Humongous C

Sabbata 7

Remnants Of Faia

Chaos Infernos

Tickets could be gotten from Ganesh (96723555)

Inokii Records

Mass Ritual Part 2

27th February 2010, Blackhole 212

Featuring:

Xanadoo

Massive

Wormrot

Stillborn

Abyssal

Draconis Infernum

Sammath Sathanas

Warsaw

Mass Ritual II is proudly supported by INOKII , HELL'S LABYRINTH and WHITE NOISE STUDIOS.

Recording at WHITE NOISE STUDIOS is only at $25/hr . Please contact 82107252 for more details .

Tickets @ $8

Available from JaarVis, Inokii and Hell's Labyrinth!

Doors open at 4pm.

PLEASE DO COME DOWN TO WATCH MY BLACK METAL PROJECT

SAMMATH SATHANAS

WE ARE INFLUENCED BY NORWEGIAN FUCKIN' BLACK METAL

THIS IS OUR FIRST MASSIVE GIG WHERE WE'RE OPENING FOR WORMROT

WE HAD A GIG BEFORE BUT THAT WAS ALL COVERS FOR A TRIBUTE TO NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL

WE WONT DISAPPOINT YOU

HAILS

Shit done by : Jaarvis

Supported by : Blackhole212